- Ghost hunters: Can you communicate with us?
- Ghost hunters: Oh so your name is William...
That awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.
I want WiFi everywhere.
- Teacher: Next person who answers my question can go home.
- Student: *Throws Paper*
- Teacher: Who threw that?
- Student: Me. I'm out this bitch!
If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
- Teacher: "YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, YOU LEARNED IT 2 YEARS AGO!" Me: Wat, I don't even remember what happened last week.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard.